Friday, July 25, 2008

Jealous John McSame going all-out in attempt to get some media attention

Freaking hilarious:

On Friday, Senator Obama carried several adorable babies in his capable arms as he strode across the surface of the Seine River in Paris without getting a drop of water on his effortlessly elegant white tuxedo, while Senator McCain gave a somewhat disappointing speech on how reading communist literature can cause Rickets, in his basement, to his mother, without putting in his teeth."
-- The Daily Newspaper of My Imagination, Friday, July 25, 2008
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